burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

theanti90smovement:

HahA…yep i am tootally high….look at tyPOS and ranidoM capitALIZAtion….hahahahah yep totally DOing the drug cant sotop me now hahAha…

fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

lameborghini:

mmm yeah avoid me harder oooo

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.